THURSDAY THIRTEEN #6 . . . 13 OF LIFE'S MOST SHOCKING MOMENTS . . .
1) When you realize "C" students really do rule the world.
3) When you accidently see your grandmama topless.
4) When you realize you and everyone you love will one day die.
5) When you discover liars and cheaters can and often do win.
6) When you realize evil is real and often lives a long time in the world.
7) When you discover life isn't really fair.
8) When it dawns on you that your parents do "it" or if they're older have the nerve to still be doing "it."
9) When you discover, not only do you not know most of the answers, you don't even know half of the questions.
10) When you realize a lot of people mistakenly believe they can actually sing or rap or dance or act or properly raise a kid or lead you to the promised land or ( ______ ) fill in the blank.
11) When you realize the life you dreamt in your youth, will most likely never happen.
12) When it dawns on you that this baby really does have to come out of you some kind of way.
13) When you discover that the words "one nation, under God, indivisible and with liberty and justice for all" are more of a wishful thought than an actual reality.
Any others you want to add? Be my guest. Just remember, this isn't HBO or Cinemax or any of those late night, boot-leg cable tv programs . . . so please, try to keep your "shocking moment" comments PG13 (smile).