Wednesday, November 07, 2007

THURSDAY THIRTEEN #9 . . . 13 THINGS NO WOMAN EVER WANTS TO HEAR AT THE END OF A ROMANTIC EVENING . . .

1) Okay, now what did you say your name was again?

2) Yeah, so after I'm finished with my probation . . .

3) Don't worry, the itching and burning doesn't last long . . .

4) Darn, I'm kind of low on cash. You think you could let me borrow (or loan me . . . or let me hold . . .)

5) No, seriously, the trailer . . . (or room in my parents' basement or the tricked-out mini-van, etc.) has a really nice hot tub . . .

6) My phone? Oh, that's just the wife calling to see where I am . . .

7) Oops, sorry, but I think it mighta broke . . .

8) You wanna come over? Mama and her dogs (or her cats or her ferrets or her goats or her ______ **you fill in the blank**) are generally fast asleep by now . . .

9) Funny, the woman I went out with last night said the exact same thing . . .

10) Soon as I get the flea (or the tick or the roach or the _____ ** fill in your vermin of choice **) infestation taken care of, I'll invite you over . . .

11) Did I ever tell you about the time I was on Jerry Springer? (or Maury Povich or Cops or Cheaters or _______ ** fill in your ignorant show of choice**)

12) Okay, I know it looks bad, but I'm really not all that contagious . . .

13) Holy crap! I think you mighta broke it . . .

Well, that's my list (smile). All comments and/or additions are welcome.

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30 comments:

Yuriko said...

LOL....

I love the as soon as I'm off probation one.. LOL!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahah, the date from hell. Bwahahahah. Very well done. Have a great TT. :)

Holly said...

Oh my gawd - TOO funny! Although I did hear a variation of #2 once when a date told me his curfew was at 11 p.m. and we both were over 40....

Smiles,
Holly

Malcolm: said...

Funny stuff Lori! But don't most women want to date a man who has been on Jerry Springer?

Jill said...

The wonderfull world of dating!! You make it sound so fun, but not when it is happening to you!!

pussreboots said...

I've thankfully never had a date from hell. Happy TT. :)

impworks said...

Not sure which I liked the best :-)

Great TT

Nicholas said...

Ouch! Have you ever actually heard any of those?

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Sandy Carlson said...

Sad to think they've all been said more than once--or twice....

Thanks for the fun!

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Eeew! That brings back memories!!

Happy TT!

Chelle Y. said...

Yeah, that would be a horrible thing to hear, all of them!

Courtney said...

I'm so glad I don't have to hear any of those any more. I've actually heard three of those on one date (#2, #4 and #5).

Heather said...

Oh wow. Never really dated other than my husband so totally clueless on this one. :)

Lori said...

ROFLMAO...OMG, that is too funny. Yes, your absolutely right...I TOTALLY agree...lol. Happy TT.

Joyismygoal said...

Oh My Lol

MeL said...

LOL! That would be a disaster if ever any of it happens after a romantic date. :) Happy TT!

Lori said...

Very funny!! GREAT TT list:)

SJ Reidhead said...

Incredible list. I love the Jerry Springer one!

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*Rae* said...

Oh my thank god I have never had to hear any of those great list Happy TT-http://inraesworld.blogspot.com/

Kate Davies said...

LOL! Great TT.

(PS: Your soon-to-be-released book sounds fabulous!)

Yen said...

LOL..I'm LOL'ing with that #4! :D great list here!
Mine is up here;
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Happy TT!

Emmyrose said...

Nice & funny list :)

Happy TT!

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Bloggers said...

Those are soo funny. I just had to forward this to my mom . I can hear her laughing 25 miles away.

Raggedy said...

ROFLMAO...That was hysterical!
Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
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Have a wonderful day!
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Nancy Lindquist-Liedel said...

Funny List

Maria said...

Omigosh, this was so hilarious! I cracked up.

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DearSantaClaus said...

They don't care too much for ...HO HO HO either. Happy TT and Merry Christmas (((hugs))) Santa

Adelle said...

I'm so glad I'm not in the dating scene LOL Hilarious!

Happy T13!

Deb said...

Great Thursday post! I love Thursdays! All my favorite shows, Earl, Greys anatomy, ER, that means no laundry after 7:30! Have a great TT. Hope to see you over at my blog!

DEB

pjazzypar said...

Lori, have you ever thought of doing stand-up because you are FUNNY! Loved your list especially # 8, 10, and 12. Happy TT.