Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Thursday Thirteen #46 . . . 13 People Who Share My Name

Have you ever “Googled” your name and been surprised by what you found? Chances are there’s at least one other person in the world who shares your name. I’ve stumbled upon a number of different Lori Johnsons in my online searches, many of them bright and talented individuals, like myself, and others I’d truly hate to be mistaken for (LOL). The following are some of the Lori Johnsons I’ve discovered online.

1) There’s at least one Lori Johnson who plays football. (Trust me, that’s not me. My running and tackling days are long behind me. Now, if you give me a good head start, I might be able to grab you and sit on you.)

2) From the looks of things, there’s an “outlaw” Lori Johnson who ran into some kind of legal trouble in the Dakotas. (Again, that’s not me. Even though, bizarrely enough, I did live in North Dakota as a teen and graduated from HS there. But my law-breaking days didn’t start until I got older and moved South.)

3) Evidently, there’s a Lori J. who starred in a $ex tape. (Or perhaps, that’s just wishful thinking on the part of someone aiming to blackmail me, LOL. If there is such a tape out there, I promise you Mom, I don’t know anything about it.)

4) There’s an Asian Lori Johnson who lives in my old hometown of Memphis and either sings in some choir or teaches Kindergarten. I can’t remember which. Possibly both.

5) Several of the Lori Johnsons out there are also authors. One of them writes paranormal fantasy about bears. (No, I’m not making this stuff up.)

6) Another Lori Johnson lives right here in Charlotte and works in banking. (I wonder if she’s ever Googled her name and wondered about some of the other Lori J.s, including me.)

7) There’s a Lori Johnson who not only shares my middle initial, but her middle name is very close to my own. (Equally as odd, I once met a woman named Lori whose brother has the same first name as my brother.)

8) One of the Lori Johnson’s out there is a musician. (One of these days I’m going to check out some of her tunes.)

9) A couple of the Lori Johnsons are real estate agents.

10) At least one lucky Lori Johnson knows a thing or two about cars and teaches other women how to handle themselves under the hood.

11) The Lori Johnson who works as an attorney holds the honor of being the first Lori Johnson I discovered online.

12) Another Lori Johnson works as an image consultant

13) Last, but not least, there’s an animal-loving (or perhaps slightly disturbed) Lori Johnson out there who is raising a monkey as a child.

In case you’re in doubt, I’m the Lori Johnson who writes oddball love stories for Kensington/Dafina. My second novel, A Natural Woman, is scheduled for publication in November.

Okay, now it's your turn. What are some of the stranger or funnier things you've discovered upon "Googling" your own name?

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8 comments:

Tracie said...

Fun!! I found an actress, a pastor and several who live in Washington DC. But what I want is to find out more about this Lori who writes the paranormal bear fantasy....I mean, some things you just have to try out, right?

Happy TT!

Alice Audrey said...

There are a lot of you. When I google Alice Audrey, I mostly just get me.

Mary Quast said...

Sex tape, eh? Hmmm.....

I found two others who share my name. One lived in a nearby town who is an arist too and visits the same art shop as me. The other I found acidentally on Faceboook.

Happy TT.

Brenda ND said...

Oh, this is interesting. I should google my name. Happy TT!

Ryzmomplus2 said...

OMG this is hilarious! I must go find out how many of me there are!

Pop Art Diva said...

You had me laughing - the LJ who writes paranormal fantasy about bears almost had me falling off my chair - were those published???

Fun idea - I'll bet everyone is now Googling their names, lol.

Tks, btw, for commenting on my post: 13 Lessons for New Cat Owners and My Sympathies As Well and for warning me that cats now have unions! Now I have even more to worry about.

The Bumbles said...

I'm very relieved to learn you aren't treating monkees as children, making sex tapes, breaking the law or selling real estate. Nothing against real estate, but I don't think it's the best line of work these days! Good luck with your new novel. We're headed down to your area in another week to visit family. We'll wave a Bumble hello when we pass through Charlotte!

Malcolm said...

Raising a monkey as a child?! When I Googled my name, the only info I found was about me.