Thursday, May 14, 2009

Thursday Thirteen #39 . . . 13 "I'm not" statements . . .

1) I'm not gay, but I think gays ought to be allowed to marry.

2) I'm not a fan of beauty pageants, but I think Miss California has a right to hold and express an opinion that differs from my own.

3) I'm not typically a blonde basher, but the more Miss California speaks, the dumber she sounds.

4) I'm not typically a basher of big-mouthed, celebrity bloggers, but the more Perz Hilton speaks, the dumber he sounds.

5) I'm not Catholic, but I see more positives than negatives, when it comes to allowing priests to marry.

6) I'm not a heathen or a hussy, but I think Father Alberto Cutie, the priest who recently got caught being "unpriest-like" on the beach, is a total hottie.

7) I'm not a goody-two-shoes, but I think Bristol Palin needs to try practicing abstinence before she starts preaching it.

8) I'm not opposed to the average Joe or Jane trying to claim his/her 15 minutes of fame, but I do wonder why anything Levi Johnston (Bristol Palin's baby's daddy) says or does is worthy of reporting as news.

9) I'm not a bleeding heart liberal, but if Palin, Steele and Limbaugh are the best Republican party has to offer, I can't help but wonder if they truly want to be taken seriously.

10) I'm not much of a cartoon buff, but I do see an uncanny resemblance between Palin, Steele and Limbaugh to the likes of Minnie Mouse, Daffy Duck and the Tasmanian Devil.

11) I'm not a big supporter of the war in Iraq, but rather than subject military service men and women to multiple tours, I'd much rather see the draft re-instated.

12) I'm not typically a gambling woman, but I'm willing to wager all of my meager assets that had the draft been activated, the war in Iraq would have ended months ago.

13) I'm not, by any means, a psychic, but I'm guessing I've said something in this post that will piss off more than a few people (smile). So with that, my work here is through . . .

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Janet said...

well, #2 did toast my bread! ;-)

storyteller's other blog said...

Kewl idea for a T-13 ...
I enjoyed getting to know you a bit and think we have much in common ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Jen said...

You didn't piss me off! LOVED the comparisons to cartoon characters in #10. Enjoyed your list--thanks!

Alice Audrey said...

Yeah on everything. Hard to argue any of it.

mielikki said...

Miss California does sound pretty stupid, sigh.
Great Thursday 13, thanks for visiting

Sharon J said...

Why insult the Tasmanian Devil by comparing him to Rush Limbaugh?

pjazzypar said...

You didn't piss me off, but this is hilarious! Sometimes you slay me :-D
#6-10 are too funny and #12 is oh so true.