1) When you stub your pinkie toe
2) When you owe the IRS
3) When you are giving birth, particularly if the baby is over 9 lbs and/or has a head as big as a three month old (**yes, I do know about this from experience**)
4) When some idiot driver does something that nearly causes you or someone else bodily harm or death
5) When you accidentally run upon a bad ass dog or even worse, a whole pack of those jokers
6) When you miss winning the lottery by one number
7) When someone is REALLY hitting your spot (don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about, LOL)
8) When you see another war widow, parent or loved one being passed an American flag
9) When your computer crashes
10) When you're suffering from a monster of a backache or a toothache
11) When someone you despise has outdone him/herself in being a royal pain in the a$$
12) When you can't stop dry heaving
13) When you're standing naked and alone in front of a full length mirror
Well, what the !&@$ are you waiting for? If you have something to add, by all means, be my guest (smile).